Kim Kardashian, Touch-Free iPads and the Holiday Season
Not long ago, I was talking to a friend and he was jabbering on, "Blah, blah, blah Kim Kardashian".
Me - "Who?"
Him - "You know...Kim Kardashian!"
Me - "Did she go to school with us?"
Him -"No, fool! You know...form TV?"
Me - "Umm...no...not exactly. Oh, wait...TV? Cardassians...aren't they the aliens on Star Trek?"
Him -"No, super-nerd. That's not even spelled the same. You know...reality TV? Sex tape?"
Me - "I don't...wait. Back up. Did you say sex tape? What does she do? I mean...why should I care that she has a sex tape?"
Him - "She doen't DO anything. She's just rich and hot and makes sex tapes and dates a lot of famous dudes."
Me -"...and she's famous for that?"
Him - "How do you call yourself in the entertainment industry and you don't know celebrities? Her dad like defended O.J. or something like that."
Me - "Did you say 'defended&…
Me - "Who?"
Him - "You know...Kim Kardashian!"
Me - "Did she go to school with us?"
Him -"No, fool! You know...form TV?"
Me - "Umm...no...not exactly. Oh, wait...TV? Cardassians...aren't they the aliens on Star Trek?"
Him -"No, super-nerd. That's not even spelled the same. You know...reality TV? Sex tape?"
Me - "I don't...wait. Back up. Did you say sex tape? What does she do? I mean...why should I care that she has a sex tape?"
Him - "She doen't DO anything. She's just rich and hot and makes sex tapes and dates a lot of famous dudes."
Me -"...and she's famous for that?"
Him - "How do you call yourself in the entertainment industry and you don't know celebrities? Her dad like defended O.J. or something like that."
Me - "Did you say 'defended&…