Help Me Destroy His World

Help Me Destroy His World

by Leon Lamont

How can you say no to a girl

that asks, "Help me destroy his world"?

Every fantasy you've had about me will come true

if this one thing you will do

Help me destroy his world

Let's start with his money

because he will hardly think it funny

It's the root of his happiness I know

so the money has to be the first thing to go

Next will be his toys

we'll smash them one by one

Not because we need to

but because it will be fun

Let's sully his good name amongst his friends and his bitches

Let's say he has VD and on the street he snitches

Let's send him a video of you and I making love

doing things that I told him I never even dream of

I know how you feel about me

and "yes" I'll be your girl

but first you have to

Help me destroy his world

the end.

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