While sorting through and updating music crates (both real and virtual), I came across my favorite track by Patrice Rushen titled "Remind Me". Listening to the track instantly took my mind back to the post-pubescent, statutory Leon years. I remember my boyhood fantasies of marrying Patrice Rushen while I would sit and listen to her records on vinyl. This fantasy would lead to me chasing a girl that looked a lot like Patrice Rushen as she appeared on the album cover of Straight From the Heart. I can't remember the girl's name and the only reason I remember her at all is because of her unique (at the time) rejection. As I desperately threw out more game than Xbox 360, the girl broke it down in a quick and simple way. I was the polar opposite of her type. She liked tall, chocolate, athletic boys. I was short, light-skinned and a band geek that neither liked or played sports. I joked with her, "So...if I were taller and played basketball would you date me?&…